HE HAS FUCKIN SHOWER CAPS ON HIS MUSTACHE
AND HE’S THE FUCKING LITTLE MERMAID ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER
HE IS ALL THE ANIMALS
IF YOU DON’T NEED THIS, YOU’RE WRONG
This sums it all up.
hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.
but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection
In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container.
laughing so hard because natural selection
my dad brought me some kinder eggs once and it really pisses me off that they’re illegal here for that reason and i was like it has to be impossible for a child to choke on this thing (the yellow container containing the toy) so i tried to fit it in my mouth and i like legit could not and i have the mouth of a grown ass woman so america is fucking dumb
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
Father God, thank You for this day. Thank You for another opportunity to sing Your praise. I choose to set my mind and heart on You. I choose to rejoice and be glad so that everything I do brings honor to You. In Jesus’ name, amen.
Base By: Jahrenesis